| · "I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer." |
| · "Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in." |
| · "Aren't you the guy from The Village People?" |
| · "Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!" |
| · "I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer." |
| · "I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead." |
| · "Bad cop! No donut!" |
| · "You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?" |
| · "Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence." |
| · "Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?" |
| · "Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand!" |
| · "Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonald's?" |
| · "I pay your salary!" |
| · "So, uh, you on the take, or what?" |
| · "Gee, Officer! That's terrific! The last officer only gave me a warning, too!" |
