Well, time for some insiders :) But we hope you enjoy our very own quotes anyway. Most of them had to be translated into English, and so they perhaps have sometimes lost a bit from their funny side - LoL!

Patty is updating her website in the middle of the night. Wolle sitting besides her, also very tired.
Patty: "Err, what was I suppose to do now?"
Wolle: "I don't know."
Patty: "Why don't you know what I wanted to do?"
Wolle: "I don't know either."
Patty: "So, you don't know nothing at all!"
Wolle: "I know!"

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Wolle and Patty chatting on aim, talking about "Blue's Clues" and Steve's audio files on his website.
Wolle: "Okay, now I'm gonna burn Steve for you."
Patty: (after a little while) "Oh my god - Steve Burns?!"

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Mary: "Yeah, I used to be a real skateboard crack but then I got older."
Fuz: "Yep, now you know of the risks and have more respect."
Mary (at the same time than Fuz): "Yeah, then I turned nine and got scared!"

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Fuz: "I only know how to give birth in english!"

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Patty and Wolle talking about Mike auditioning for the Monkees with his bag of laundry
Wolle: "It's so funny! I wonder if there was actually dirty laundry in it."
Patty: "Maybe Phyllis made him some sandwiches, you know it was a long day."
Wolle: "Yeah, he's always been hungry, poor Mikey. That's a good..." *thinks again about the image of sandwiches in a bag of dirty laundry* "...EWW!!!"

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Wolle is watching Patty using her epilator.
Wolle: "I wonder why you're doing this to yourself. I would cry of pain!"
Patty: "You know, it's a bit like an adrenaline kick..."
Wolle: "You mean like S-Bahn(Train)-Surfing?!"

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Greenie, Hearty & Wolle are watching the Monkees Live Summer Tour Extended DVD. All of a sudden, during the Bach-Introduction:
Greenie: "Oh look! Micky has eyes!"

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Mary and Fuzzy about watching "Coupling":
Mary: "By the way, we were right about Jeff in the last eppy of season 4."
Fuz: (shocked and in panic) "What? He's a woman now?!"

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...watching a Soccer game on TV...
Commentary: "Let's see how much influence the temperatures will have, cause the Dutch team had one day less for training."
Hearty: "And? Are they colder now?"

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Fuzzy and Hearty are singing the 'Love Boat' theme.
Fuzzy: "*soon will be making another run* How will they do that?"
Hearty: "Walking over the water. Like Moses..."

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While watching HEAD together (the girl kissing mike scene):
Greenie: "Boo! Not even with tongue!"
Wolle (swooning): "Who needs tongue with those lips?! *sigh*"

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from AIM:

Wolle: "Where am I?"
Hearty: "At home, Sweetie."

Fuz: "ROTFL! So today we'll be drooling about Darth Vader?! LOLOLOL!"

Fuz: "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Now I cannot click on your arse anymore!"

Fuz: "You know, Hearty, I think, you and me, we look very cute when we pout!" Wolle: "My milk jingled"

Fuz: "You know one day I have to fill out a form (taxes, insurance) and then when asked for my marital status I, by mistake, write down Keanu Reeves..."

Fuz: "And before I ever would watch Peter having sex, I'd rather start knitting. I stand by that!"
Wolle: "I knit during sex cause I am a modern woman!"
Fuz: "We knit a condom!"
Later when Patty joined us:
Wolle: "Patty! We are knitting a condom for Peter!"

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Fuz: (happy) "Davy is my girlfriend!"
Hearty: (shocked) "Mike isn't my girlfriend!"

Wolle after her birthday: "Ouch my hand hurts. What is that? Gout?!

One morning...
Patty: (sleepy) "Did Wolle already get up?"
Hearty: "Yes."
Patty: "How awful!"

In Greenie's car after picking up Patty from the Bus station:
Wolle: "Who wanted to know where the ICC (a famous congress centre) is?"
Hearty: "Me."
Wolle: (pointing) "There."

Wolle after waiting a loooong time: "Well, before I start laying eggs here..."

Fuz while Wolle was reading the fanfic "Body Switches": "Mike's not getting into my body again!"

Greenie: "Me and my toilet cleaner..." (she grins proudly and holds up the bottle)

Greenie while switching through the channels: "Oh my god. Sex."

Fuz: "I'm feeling fresh again!"
Wolle: "Did you put on your new panty liner with fragrance?"
Fuz: "Did you just see me putting it on on the middle of the street?!"

*ahem* This is for people who have a good sense of humor *giggle*
The famous last words of the Monkees:
Peter: "Do I have to do this all over again?"
Micky: "I am going down!"
Davy: "Err... err... errr... errr... ... .... eeeerrrrrrrrrrr ..."
Mike: "Hey, wait just a minute!"

Fuz (sitting in the middle of Hearty and Wolle): "You are so warm!"
Wolle: "Maybe that is cause we are still alive?"

Wolle: "Who said that life after death is boring?"

Fuzzy: "I think drinks which have to be eaten are suspicious."

A bedtime story by Wolle: "Years ago animals dominated the world. Today people dominate it, and they destroy us all!"

A bedtime story by Fuz: "A knight in shining armor came riding along, then he fell off his horse and broke his neck. The End."

The Fabulous Four are driving with Greenie's car through Duesseldorf.
Greenie (impatiently): "Why is that guy driving so slow?!" She overtakes him.
Fuzzy: "He doesn't know his way round."
Hearty: "Because he has only one hand on his wheel."
Greenie: "Cause he has his mouth open!"
Wolle: "Maybe he's dead."

Wolle: "I'm feeling so unreal, so not existing... I feel like Bielefeld!"

Fuzzy is hugging Wolle spontaniously. Wolle, making a face: "Help! Love!"

Wolle (after having a big beer) is counting her money: "5 Euro... Something with 5 Euro...">

We discussed if we're gonna watch "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" or should tape it and watch later.
Fuzzy points out: "Well, if you don't know it (the right answer) at 9pm or at 8pm - who cares?"

Wolle: "I didn't put my bra on - I feel so naked!"

Fuz: "I smooch EVERYBODY!"

Wolle trying to figure out how Davy got her pregnant ;) (just kidding)
Wolle: "Davy sneaked into my bed and came secretly."

Wolle: "Me as a hologram would party all the time."

Hearty: "I'm writing home because I'm a good daughter!"

Nev: "Lookie what Wolle gave to me!"
Greenie: "Oh great! A bag full of garbage."

Mary: "You know, it's not really a good idea of Micky to sing "Goin' Down" on a cruise ship!"

Hearty: "Wo ein Micky ist,ist auch ein Ü"
(Sorry, we have to leave it in german, because the joke is all about the "ü", and it doesn't exist in english)

Mary: "I've just been hypnotised by Noah's adam's apple!"

Mary: "As there is no light, I am gonna get toiletpaper!" (don't ask!)

Mary (about a present from Hearty): "A clown!"
Hearty: "And I thought it was a teddy?!"
Hours later:
Fuz: "We have established that this is a teddybear in an oversize pyjama!"
Mary: "What??!?!!?"

Fuz: "Noch was? Zum lecken? Gummis???"
(sorry, but we haven't found a way to translate this properly - it would loose the slightly pervy meaning ;))

Wolle at the airport.
Security guy: "Do you have anything in your pockets?"
Wolle: (a bit puzzled) "This pants doesn't have pockets..."

Roo and Fuzzy are talking on aim.
Fuz: "Well, I am just melting away here..."
Roo: "Really??? Nez???"
Fuz: "LoL! No, heat!"

Mary and Fuzzy decided to go see the new Keanu movie and found a cinema which shows all movies in the original! So, they decided to go there. Mary's Mum said that this is the area of Cologne where just around the corner the prostitutes are. Well, Mary and Fuzzy take the underground to get there and get off the train.
Mary: "Well, it looks quite allright to me!"
Fuzzy: "Mums sometimes tend to exaggerate!"
At that instant a guy hit on both of them in one go.
Both at the same moment: "Or maybe they don't!"

And this just for the benefit of Mary, who will be the only one who gets this (unless someone else saw that movie *ggg*)
Fuzzy: "Hey, did you notice Keanu's shirt properly?"
Mary looks and gets a huge gigglefit!

Wolle, Fuzzy and Greenie are at Cuddly's for her birthday. Anyone knows Scott Ringle from the Band 6 conventions? He was there, too!
Scott: "Oh, so you are the infamous chickies?"
Wolle: "Yeah, we are dreaded!"

Fuzzy goes to bed with Woolee-Micky *giggles*
Five minutes later: "Micky!!! Get your foot out of my mouth, please!"

Fuzzy: "You know the link to the pic I sent? The one you couldn't open?"
Greenie: "Yeah, what about it?"
Fuzzy: "That was Davy from behind!"
Greenie: "Oh, I want Davy from behind, too!"

Fuzzy and Mary are strolling along the Rhine shore on a hot May day. Suddenly a totally naked man is running across the lane to get to his friends on the lawn.
Mary: "Is he allowed to do that?"
Fuzzy: "To do what?"
She really hadn't noticed...
(for my defence: I was looking on the floor at the time and well, Mary said I didn't miss much anyway *eg*)

Fuzzy and Mary are in a shop, talking about their idea of Noah Wyle being the secret third son of Mike and Phyllis. (You didn't now that? He is, look at him! The resemblance is stunning! He just didn't want to take advantage of his father's name.)
Fuzzy: "What do you think is his real name?"
Mary (looking at sth): "Four Deutschmarks!"
She receives a puzzled look from Fuzzy.
Mary: "Er, no, not four Deutschmarks..."
THAT would've been a joke - Four Deutschmarks Nesmith!

Greenie, Wolle, Cuddly and Hearty are watching some Monkees music clips from Finland which sound slightly different from the originals. Cuddly's comment: "Finns just hear differently."

Fuzzy and Mary are talking about their plans for the 3kees concert in Manchester.
Mary: "Well, then we follow the guys back to the hotel!"
Fuz: "Hm, I think Davy goes home, won't he?"
Mary: "Okay, then we'll follow Peter and that other guy to the hotel!"
Erm... That other guy??? Lucky thing she didn't mix up Peter and Michael again...

Greenie: "Oh look, they have the Teddy also as Teddy!"

"He was a little hard!" -- Gwen about Peter, after he gave her one of his Peter hugs!

"And if Mike would come out now, it would be perfect!" -- Nezhead Mary after the Two Man Band concert while waiting for Peter to come out of the club.

Nev: "Don't say anything against Big Bird, he's my idol!" -- We have a page about that quote where we'll explain it all!

"He has the most beautiful big nose I've ever seen!" -- Nezhead Fuzzy while swooning about Mike.

"And look at those sideburns!" -- Yeah, we know Mike said that himself, but Wolle, too! As a response to the nose sentence ;)

"Well, imagine Davy doing his shuffle naked?!" -- Greenie...Fuzzy's answer:"That would be the second of the million ways to do it, or what?"

"Just imagine putting honey all over Mikes body and then licking it off of him!" -- Wolle

Sorry about them two quotes - LOL. If we put everything up here we actually say this would have to be rated 18 *eg*

"I don't live in Ostfriesland - there are at least two cow pastures between us and them!" -- Nev trying to make clear she doesn't live in Ostfriesland (which is a part of Germany which people tend to make jokes about ;)). Well, but according to her, she lives "at the end of the world!" anyway - LoL

"He isn't gay, he only has a cold!" --Nev again, this time about her idol Big Bird, who's German voice sounds a bit gay.

"Big Bird and I only learned how to count as far as four!" -- And our Nev again after she accidantly counted wrong. There were five videocassettes standing around and she asked how you can put all Monkee episodes on only four tapes.

"My Davy is radioactive!" -- A quote from all Chickies actually, but Greenie started it up. We saw a concert of Davy. As the copy we had was very bad Davy's blue shirt shone like he was beaming all over - LoL

"I can't talk, Mum. I only have two Francs left!" -- Fuzzy calling home from Paris Central after her and Mary ended up there by mistake while on their way to the Peter concert in London!

"He is the first rooster to lay an egg!" -- Fuzzy after Nev and her watched "Card Carrying Red Shoes" and discussed the fact that Micky isn't actually a chicken in this episode because this costume has all the features of a rooster.
They told the other Chickies and the most convincing argument was this one from Nev:"Trust me - I am from the countryside!"

"Oh lookie there - a dog!" -- Nev, in Berlin, every few yards along the way. Don't ask us why.

"OH MY GOD! George is Big Bird!!!" Fuzzy and Wolle, after watching "Help!" in German and realizing that George has the same dubbing voice as Big Bird.

"Turn on the vcr, we'll throw Davy onto the photocopier!" -- Short Message from Fuzzy and Wolle to Greenie, just before they were about to visit her. They were busy copying Monkee pics.

Mary and Fuzzy are talking about marriage.
Mary: "Well, WHO could you possibly consider to marry after you've been married to Mike?!?" One second silence, then they look at each other and both say: "DAVY!!"

Mary and Fuzzy on their way to London, right after they missed Brussels station. In the train! Mary:"Do you think this is still Brussels?"
Fuzzy: "Well, Brussels is biiiig!"
Seconds later. Mary: "Oh, lookie there. There's the Atomium!"
A few minutes later, all they see are a lot of fields! Mary: "I didn't know Brussels was that big!"

While watching Jeff's performance in the "PSI Factor" - episode Nev and Fuzzy were talking online. Here are three quotes from that *conversation*:
"Hold on, boy!"
"With some moisturizing cream and a lot of water we'll get him up on his feet again!"
"I realized that I wanna be a recorder! Aaaaaaaaawwww, how Jeff *kisses* this thing!"

And other quotes from the chickies-list:
Fuzzy (swooning): "Wow, Jeff was soooo *myam* in PSI Factor!"
Wolle (confused): "Huh? I thought he was killed? The first delicious corpse??"
Fuzzy (disgusted): "Nooo! As dead body he wasn't so delicious anymore... but before!" (again swooning) *siiiiigh*

Nev: "Oh, how he was sneezing all the time, shortly before getting dried by his nosebleeding!"
(This has to be swooning - honestly!)

While watching Micky's performance of "Steppin' Stone" in "Dolenz, Jones, Boyce and Hart":
Fuzzy (shouting to Wolle, who's in the bath): "Wolle! Hurry! Micky's camping around again!"
Wolle's brother (shouting back from the kitchen): "Pshaw! These guys are certainly all gay!!!"
Wolle and Fuzzy (giggeling): "Well, at least two of them...?"

Fuzzy, while surfing the net and seeing a tiny little picture (squeaking): "Ooooh, Peteeeeeer!"
Greenie: "No, that's Micky!"
Fuzzy: "Whoops..."

Mary and Fuzzy can't decide where they wanna go eat. So they let a coin decide! Heads is McDonald's and Tails is somewhere else. Mary throws the coin and it's Tails... they look around.
Mary: "Not pizza again, it's too expensive!"
Fuzzy: "And the Bistro is too far."
Mary: "McDonald's?"
Fuzzy: "Okay."

At Videoranch 3D Wolle tries to explain Roo the many different voices Mike got in the german overdubbing of The Monkees series and tells her wich one she like most and why so:
Wolle: "...and Stephan, the Berlin one. He drools like Mike!"
Fuzzy: *giggles* "Don't you mean drawl?"
Roo: *crackle* "Well, drool fits as well!"

In the train to Berlin. Fuzzy is eating a piece of chocolate when she is slapped on the arm by Mary, who is frantically pointing out of the window.
Mary: "Look! There's water!" (pointing to a lake)
One hour later.
Mary: "Look, water!"
Fuzzy: "What? Again?"

In the bus in Berlin.
Fuzzy: "A normal ticket, please!"
Mary: "The same for me!"
Nev: "Me normal, too!"

At Wolle's ballet lessons.
Fuzzy: "At least Wolle isn't squeaking when she turns around!"

Wolle and Fuzzy are talking to Greenie on ICQ. Parallel they are looking at the newest concert photos. On the first pics they don't recognize anybody.
Fuzzy: "That can't be the Monkees. They look like a unknown boyband to me!"
After a while they reached the pics with the actual Monkees on them, first one with Davy and Peter.
Fuzzy: "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
Greenie: "LOL!"
Wolle: "PEEEEEEEEETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
Wolle & Fuzzy: "Micky???"
Greenie: "Be patient!"
They look at the next pic.
Wolle & Fuzzy: "MIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKYYYYYYYYYYYY... oh my god!"

Wolle while watching "Live At The Britt".
Wolle: "Open your shirt! I wanna see the hair on your arms!"

Wolle and Fuzzy are watching the Manchester concert and suddenly Mike moves backwards.
Both: "He MOVED! Wow! He is alive!"

Mary and Fuzzy walk through Cologne. They pass a big advertisment poster for cell phones.
On the poster it says: "How dangerous is your cell phone?"
Fuzzy (who still refuses the fact that she owns one of them things):" Well, mine attacks me every night!"
And Fuzzy still doesn't see what is so funny about this statement but Mary couldn't stop laughing *shrug*

Fuzzy trying to persuade Nev to go to a soccer match with her to Nev's local club:" Come on, that would be fun, we would be five of the 100 people there!" (so perhaps Roo was right when she claimed Fuzzy *is* Big Bird?! *g*)

Nev and Fuzzy at breakfast. Fuzzy's waiting for her toast to get ready. Nev:"I think you can wait veeery long for that toast to get ready!" And without any further comment she showed her the unplugged plug of the toaster...

Mary and Fuzzy updating the SUN. Fuzzy: "Wie war das nochmal mit dem Kaugummi?"
Mary: "Gum?"
Sorry that this is half German...

Wolle and Mary emailing.
Wolle: "*EG* Hehee... Kill!Kill!Kill!"
Mary: "Who? Me?"
Wolle: "Only when you're running through the Grunewald in your Underwear :)))"
Mary: "Errm... Could be talked about it... With Jeff, hand in hand? *squeak* Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeff!!!"
Wolle: "ROTFL"

Mary and Fuzzy are in Cologne with Denise who is a friend of Fuzzy's! They are trying to convince Mary coming with them to Kempen that night instead of going home.
Denise: "She has a couch... and she has a spare bed!"
Fuzzy: "Mary knows all that, she's been at my house before!"
Denise: "Uhhhh! And she has a cupboard!"

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