the one

Zur Abwechslung ein Lied ohne Realitätsbezug! Denn wer so dermaßen viele Bräute bekommt wie die süßen Boys von wax.on wax.off, der hat soetwas natürlich nicht nötig.

  

Kostprobe - the one - Optimiert für jede Vorwahl!

the one (enlarge-your-penis-now-version, mp3)

 

  
wax.on wax.off Vokabelheft:
the one

bathroom wall - Klowand
bra - BH
JC Penny - amerik. Warenhaus wie Hertie
Chasey Lain - amerik. Porno Star, vgl. Bloodhound Gang: The Ballad Of Chasey Lain
to lash - peitschen
lingerie - Unterwäsche
slave - Sklave
to make s.o. suffer - jemanden leiden lassen
behave - sich benehmen
weird kind of guy - seltsamer, komischer Geselle
bad credit - kein Geld mehr haben

I got her name, I got her number
from a bathroom wall
and now she makes me happy
whenever I call

she´s got a voice as sweet as candy
and she knows I am not insane
that when I see the bras at JC Penny
I dream I was in Chasey Lain

and one day she is Karen,
that´s Karen with a "k"
next day she´s lashing Leela
in her latex lingerie

she tells me she is my master
and that I am her slave
and how she makes me suffer
if I don´t behave

she´s the only one
that can make me come
when I am on my telephone
...she´s the one

she´s the perfect girl - never makes me cry
she doesn´t even care that I am a weird kind of guy
the only time that I made her mad
was when she found out that my credit was bad

...she´s the one

(c)t./m.-t.rott, 2003