The
Transformers 2007 Movie Random Pairing Generator - Major Characters
Version
TITLE:
AUTHOR: Macx
RATING: PG
DISCLAIMER: None of the canon characters belong to me, sadly. They are
owned by
people with a lot more money.
Author’s Voice of Warning (aka Author’s Note):
English is not my first language; it’s German. This is the best I can
do.
Any mistakes you find in here, collect them and you might win a prize The spell-checker said everything's okay, but you
know how
trustworthy those thingies are....
FEEDBACK: Loved
The generator gave me this: Barricade / Frenzy / toy
Barricade knew the exact moment they had been on Earth too long. It was
the
very moment Frenzy returned from his latest spree and presented him
with
something hideously hairy and round and disgustingly human in origin.
The little ‘bot gibbered excitedly,
fingers flying over his latest possession and the blue optics were
alight with
the fascination he was radiating like a beacon. For all
his
prowess as a hacker, for all the recognition Frenzy had gotten from
Megatron
for his past services rendered as a spy, he was very prone to be
distracted by
new things.
Earth was full of them.
Each venture into unknown human territory was filled with the very real
danger
of Frenzy bringing human things back with him. Barricade had to suffer
the
consequences. One day his back seats had been literally flooded with
popcorn
when Frenzy had played with a popcorn machine and a bag full of seed.
It had
taken Barricade a whole day to remove even the smallest kernel from his
interior. After that Frenzy had to take the holy oath not to bring food
stuffs
into the car. Not even slushies, no matter
how colorful. He still felt sticky from
the one and only time
he had allowed it.
Now this.
“What is this?” Barricade ground out.
Frenzy chattered excitedly, bouncing his latest toy between his hands.
“We do not celebrate human customs!” Barricade snarled.
Frenzy ignored him, agile digits fastening the fluffy little thing at
his rear
view mirror.
Barricade was about to have a conniption of the Very Serious kind. One where he wouldn’t be held responsible for Frenzy’s
fate.
“Take that off!” he hissed.
Frenzy looked highly pleased.
“I said: Take. It. Off!”
All it got him was a satisfied clicking as the small ‘bot
studied his work with a tilt of the head.
With a snarl Barricade ejected the hacker and transformed, pulling the
fluffy
thing out of his body. There it sat, on his hand, looking a little
mangled
because of the transformation but still disgustingly hairy and fluffy.
He would
probably develop an allergy, he thought darkly.
Barricade tossed the thing at Frenzy, who caught it with a mournful
chatter.
“I do not wear Easter bunnies!” the Decepticon stated icily and
stalked off, giving disinfectant a deeper thought.
Frenzy cradled his toy in one hand, the other stroking spastically over
the
white fur. He muttered to himself, gazing at the bunny with its bushy
tail,
floppy ears and button eyes.
“Bad Barricade,” he could be heard. “No cookie.”
*shakes head* Man, these generators are evil!
*goes back for
more*