1. Dress up like Cloud - Comes with real sword and iron glove. No handle on sword.
2. "Magic" Pikachu - Plush Pikachu doll that when touched, gives off 100,000 volts electricity.
3. Soft n' "Cuddly" Red XIII- When hugged, this plush Red XIII's tail will light up and burn her @$$ off.
4. Sailor Saturn Dress Up- Comes with the Silence Glaive, Sailor Saturn's weapon used to decapitate people. Use under adult supervision. May cause problems later in life--if she has one!
5. Pikachu Sh*t- Poisoned chocolate.
6. My Size Cloud Strife doll- When the batteries are put in, the 6 foot tall Cloud doll will p*ss on Chibi-Usa and then cut off her head.
7. Cait Sith Magic Megaphone- Just a cone with holes in each end and a retractable boxing glove in the small end.
8. Mr. Chocobo- A game where you try to put "food" in a plastic Chocobo's mouth before he "craps" it out and pecks the brat's face off.
9. Hug Joe- "Joe" is a rabid dog.
10. Sephiroth's Magic Herbs- Cocaine in a jar with "how-to-use" instructions FREE! Obscene picture of Sephiroth sticker included in each jar. Collect them all!
11. Red XIII's Kittens- a cardboard box filled with red-painted rabid puppies
12. Chocobo Eggs- Really crocodile eggs. Do not eat. Wait for them to hatch instead.
13. Nature Buddy Rope- comes with one live rattlesnake and "how to tie a knot" instructions.
14. Cloud and Tifa "play"kit- comes with a box of condoms and an inflatable doll.
15. "The Sound of Chocobos" CD- A CD with a bunch of parrots squawking out-of-tune to Chibi-Usa hate songs.
16. Be Like Barret- A syringe filled with toxic steroids.
17. Talking Cid Highwind doll- Pull the string on his back and he'll use profanity towards you. May cause problems later in life.
18. Build-Your-Own-Pet- A box filled with bones from various pets. Makes up to 9 pets. Pets do not come to life.
19. Cid Highwind Thesaurus- A book filled with synonyms for profane words.
20. Pizza soup- Comes with a blender and a large pizza. Put Chibi-Usa's hand in the blender.
21. Teletubbies End playkit- Comes with teletubbie dolls, Chibi-Usa, and a guillotine
22. Li'l Scientist skull identifier- Comes with an unidentifiable skull.
23. The PMS gift set- Comes with PMS Tifa, PMS Yuffie, and Chibi-Usa!
24. Crash n' Rash Plane- A toy plane that explodes. Then you get a rash from the poisonous fumes. Plastic figures of Yuffie and Colleen (from Road Rovers) included.
25. Li'l Terrorist- Comes with Plutonium, Uranium, and a paper towel roll. May cause problems later in life. Explodes on contact of anything pink.
26. "What the Heck is That?!" trading cards- Cards with unidentifiable creatures on it. Collect them all. Cards are scratch n' sniff with poisonous chemicals in it.
27. Red XIII's War Crown- A bunch of knives connected by a string. This may cause problems later in life.
28. Yuffie Kisaragi's "Conquer the World" Playkit-Comes with a map of the world and a red marker. Color the country red to "conquer" it. Perfect for the little pink-haired devil.
29. Talking Yuffie doll- Pull the string on her back and she says "I'm a hairy b****!" until the batteries die. Use self-recharging batteries only. May cause problems later in life.
30. Yuffie Kisagari's pocket thesaurus- Has synonyms for the word "pocket".
31. Slap Jack and Run- "Jack" is a badger.
32. Saftey matches- Matches are pre-lit.
33. "Yummers" licorice strings- Actually the fuse of a bomb.
34. Kiddie Karpenter nails- nails are pointy on both ends.
35. Samurai Underpants- panties full of thorns
36. Johnstig and Johnstig shampoo- Shampoo contains battery acid and nuclear waste.
37. Buns of Lard kiddie exercise video- shows Usagi in a chair drinking beer and eating junk food.
38. El Pez bathtime fun set- Comes with five plastic fish and one piranha.
39. Oh, Oh! Mimic Chest- Chest is filled with live scorpions.
40. Li'l Houdini Box o' Locks- Cannot be escaped from.
41. Let's Pretend Bandages- Band-aids with Ecola bacteria on it. Put on Chibi-Usa's wounds only.
42. Official Gnu Canoe camp canoe- Canoe has no sides.
43. Scratch n' Sniff glue- May be dangerous, but who cares?!
44. Li'l Woodsman compass- instead of pointing north, it points to the nearest bear scent.
45. Pin the Tail on the Rottweiler party game- comes with one paper tail and one live dog.
46. Mr. Snorkel- Snorkel's end is closed.
47. Chibi-Usa's pillow of hate- Pillow contains a nest of lice.
48. Collector's Choice blue whale figurine- "Figurine" is life-size. Perfect for crushing spores.
49. Barbed Wire Animals fun set- Comes with 6' of barbed wire and instructions on how to make nine different animals.
50. Pepsi Oat- Poisoned Pepsi.
51. Chibi-Usa's Buisiness Cards- The address is the Seventh Circle of Hell and the phone number is the Cleveland Zoo's.
52. Metal Gear Solid Yummy Ketchup- "Ketchup" is actually real AIDS blood.
53. Doc Toddler's Q-Tips- Cotton tips come off Kiddie Karpenter nails easily.
54. Collectible Pit Bull plush doll- comes with one live dog.
55. Chibi-Usa plush doll- Gives children nightmares.
56. Haruka Pukah- Squeeze her tummy and she barfs an acidic substance known to melt things onto Chibi-Usa's face
57. Bitchy Michi- Plush Michiru doll that when the string is pulled, she rips out Chibi-Usa's lungs.
58. PMS Michiru- Explodes on contact.
59. Haruka's 8'' vibrating dildo- S.O.S. thinks it exists.
60. Naughty Neptune- Put in bed with Dirty Haruka for a couple of hours. Then wait nine months for the aqua-haired fetus.
61. Dirty Haruka- Put in bed with Naughty Neptune for several hours, then ship out of the country after nine months after that time in bed. Haruka's 8" Vibrating Dildo not included.
62. Pow-er Wheels- A "baby-push" car. Comes in three styles- Hearse, Ford Pinto and American Motors Gremlin. Explodes when something touches it.
63. Lezzbians- Really pissed-off Haruka and Michiru.
64. Anakin Skywalker's Trick Pod Racer- Explodes on contact of anything pink. Anakin Skywalker; Star Wars Episode- 1 (c) Lucasarts.
65. Mega Puu- A cute Setsuna doll that has a shirt on that says "Let's Play With Us!" and bops things with real lead Time Staff.
66. Yuffie Kisagari's "I Don't Understand" doll- A doll of Yuffie that says various things when you pull her string, like- "I sit with me", "Let's play with us", "Me gots to have Materia!!", and "Me likes me". May cause problems in speech.
67. Chibi-Chibi's "Learn to Read" board book- Has pictures of common barnyard animals and labels them all "Ug". May cause reading problems in the future.
68. Devil Hunter Yohko's Demon Killer- A Chibi-Usa doll.
69. Mewtwo's Mind Control Device- A jar of stomach acid. Just pour on Chibi-Usa.
70. Plutopia- A fruity punch drink with an explosive touch of Plutonium.
71. Bitchy Michi II- Pull the string on her back to hear her famous catchphrases like- "Quit pulling that string!", "Haruka, get your [Vaporeon] out of bed!", and "Any more jokes about 'lesbos' and I'll Deep Submerge everyone's [Vaporeon]ing @$$!!". Lovely, isn't it?
72. Sailormoon Dartboards- Comes in two styles- Chibi-Usa and Taiki's Enourmous Forehead. Chibi-Usa dartboard is scientifically proven to relieve more stress than Taiki's Enoumous Forehead dartboard.
73. Yuffie Kisaragi's "Learn to Read 'Better' " paperback book- Has pictures of common jungle animals and labels them all "Doh". May cause problems for the ones trained by Chibi-Chibi's "Learn to Read" board book because they can only read the word "Ug".May cause reading problems for anyone else.
74. Red XIII's "Extraordinarily Excellent Learn to Read" hardback book- has pictures of all the animals in the world and lists them under their DNA code, scientific name and genus. Only meant for those with an IQ high enough to not read Yuffie and Chibi-Chibi's "Learn to Read" books. Meant for children of an IQ of 2,000 or above (as if). May be frustrating for those with a lower IQ.
75. Life-size Chibi-Usa doll- The perfect item for problem-child babysitters! Just show it to the reluctant child and he\she\it'll zip straight to bed, shower, dinner, etc. and the babysitter gets EXTRA MONEY!! You know what **that** means, don't you..? May give reluctant child nightmares if doll is automatically used to enforce bedtime rules.
76. Pop Goes the Weasel pinata- Pinata is filled with paint.
77. Li'l Patriot firecrackers- Fuses come pre-lit. Comes with instructions to shove up Chibi-Usa's @$$.
78. O'Kerosene- Similar to O'Glue but more dangerous.
79. ZooMates Mole mask- Has no eyeholes.
80. Li'l Psychiatrist cat straightjacket- Cats do not like this. Use on cat, then use pissed-off cat on Chibi-Usa for nasty scratch injuries.
81. My Electronic Diary- Computerized voice mocks user's personal troubles and feelings.
82. Chocobo and Moogle pajamas- Pajamas have no armholes.
83. My First Addiction pacifier- Pacifier contains nicotine and leaks.
84. Happy Hour Haruka- Cute Haruka doll that has no shirt and is holding a little plastic beer bottle. Belches when you squeeze her.
85. Mucho Michi- A topless Michiru doll wearing fishnet stockings. Very eyecatching to some.
86. Yuffie Kisagari's "No Frills" cheese- Consists only of a cow.
87. Cid Highwind's Silly Putty Fun- Putty is extremely adhesive and may require surgery to remove from body parts.
89. Dismembering Aerith- can do the following (especially to Chibi-Usa)- a) Rip her arms off b) Rip her legs off c) Drive a sword through her back while she's praying.
90. Three Mile Island Yuffie- Yuffie doll has three eyes and seven arms. May be unsettling to toddlers.
91. Sleep Tight Pillow- Pillow contains dry ice.
92. The Rapidash Doll- It has a horn.
93. Aerith Gainsborough's Earthquake Protection kit- Comes with a large glass urn and instructions to affix to the ceiling to "appease Mother Nature". Does not work if you have a) Pink hair b) Evil red eyes c) Pink hair clashing with evil red eyes, or d) Being Chibi-Usa.
94. Stickery Gut- Stickers with obscene pictures on it and instructions to stick on body parts. Stickers do not come off.
95. Baby's First Moustache- Extremely adshieve moustache does not come off.
96. Whore-Ruka- A Haruka doll with no clothes. Use under adult supervision. Ages 21 and up.
97. Yum-Yum "candy"- Actually toilet bowl deodorizers that contain toxic chemicals. Not so "Yum-Yum" when you taste it, bwahahahaha.
98. Chocobo Greens- A bag full of wet bird sh*t, makes a great meal for the spore.
99. Mr. Potato Head- Comes with one potato, one super toxic crayon, and instructions to shove the decorated spud up Chibi-Usa's tailpipe.
100. Stix n' Twigz- A pillow full of Kiddie Karpenter nails. Pillow also contains poison ivy.
101. The Official "Austin Powers" mouse trap- Leave it in Chibi-Usa's cereal box for a "fun" surprise. Mousetrap explodes and says "Am I making you horny?", "Yeaaaah baby!", "Oh, BEHAVE!!", "Let's shag, baby!", and "I put the GRRRR in SWINGER!!"
102. "Austin Powers" Official Cryogenic Freezing Chamber- Freezes anything solid in 10 seconds. Once Chibi-Usa is put in, wait 10 seconds and you have an ice statue. DO NOT expose the ice statue to heat, or the corpse will start festering.
103. 'Peaceful' Petz- Genetically created creatures that are combinations of pitbulls, crocodiles, and rottweilers. Specially trained to attack pink items or pink people.
104. Dead Dog Pull Toy- May be unsettling for toddlers.
105. Cold Wheels- Toy cars go up in flames or explode due to gas leak. Toys come with prefab leaks.
106. Football Fun helmet- Five pieces of foam attached by one piece of tape.
107. Yuffie Kisagari's Tin Can Telephone- String is one foot long. Pointless.
108. G.I. Joe AWOL set- Box is empty.
109. Loggos- A cheaper version of Legos. Pieces do not fit together.
110. Let's Learn Spanish video- Video of two cartoon heads speaking Spanish with no translation.
111. Kidd Kompetitor Discus- Discus, which is magnetic, comes with metal headband.
112. Yuffie's "How to Steal Materia" video and Materia gift set- Comes with video of Yuffie playing with herself (watch only under adult supervision!) and an inflatable materia.
113. Kiddie Sofa- Sofa has wheels and a sail. May be dangerous if used outside.
114. Kiddie Kart Go-Kart- Go-kart explodes when the gas pedal is pushed.
115. Junior Architect graph paper- Just one big square.
116. S.S. Valdez bathtub toy- Toy leaks oil.
117. Look Out! Fiberglass backboard- Made of real window glass.
118. Advanced Pictionary- Requires to draw objects like "Carbon Monoxide" and an "internal combustion engine".
119. Dungeness and Dragons- The Original Crab RPG- 3, 284 sided die may require a tow truck to roll.
120. Hamburger Helper sporetrap- Cuts spore into tiny chunks for eating. Please regard the health minister's warning.
121. Insmector Gadget peashooter- Capable of shooting peas at 2,000 miles an hour and can go through brick walls and pink heads. Keep out of reach of children.
122. Hoof-in-Mouth disease spray- Disfigures "My Little Ponies".
123. Yuffie Kisagari's "My First VCR"- VCR will replace anything with the "Playboy" channel.
124. Black Hole Starter Set- Comes with one shovel and one black crayon. Once you get started, you can't stop until you're finished.
125. Sydewolk Chalk- Chalk is permanent. Banned in 15 states.
126. Yuffie Kisagari's "Big Book of Follow-the-Dots"- Dots are not numbered.
127. Cid Highwind's "Write Your Own @#!$ Poem" refrigerator magnets- Magnets contain only profanity.
128. "I'm a Cat, Too!" kiddie litter box- Teaches poor toilet habits.
129. Junior Bond 007 Night Vision goggles- Goggles have a large duck painted over the lens.
130. Spore Juice- Ingredients- Well-blended 90% Chibi-Usa and 10% water.
131. Official E.R. T-Shirt- Shirt has real blood stains.
132. Yuffie's exploding fruit- Makes a huge mess.
133. Chibi-Usa's Greatest Hits CD- CD is blank.
134. Drink-n-Drive Yuffie- Doll sings "99 bottles of beer on the wall" in a slurred voice.
135. Soccer Star Shorts- Shorts spew smoke when worn. Flammable.
136. The Number 10,00- Math book contains impossible problems. May be frustrating for lower life forms like Chibi-Usa.
137. Baby's First Scissors- Scissors have one sharp blade.
138. The Seiya doll- When one button is pushed, his\her\it's chest and butt inflate. When another button is pushed, the doll deflates. Also comes in these other styles- Taiki and Yaten.
139. Junior Athelete running shoes- Shoes have no sole.
140. Li'l Track Star sneakers- Sneakers explode when worn.
141. Bye-Bye Boomerang- Factory rejects which don't come back. Harmless unless the dumb spore chases the boomerang. Obviously she will.
142. "I Can Paint Watercolours" paint set- All the paint dries in dry white.
143. Junior Gambler dog track playset- Fosters bad gambling habits. Comes with 20 plastic greyhounds.
144. Maternal Sailor Pluto- Doll "gives birth" to Chibi-Usa Demon Fetus and screams her head off.
145. Fishy Fish-Eye- Fish-Eye doll smells like a real dead fish!!! Smell does not wear off after a period of time.
146. My Pet Werewolf- Meet Rickie, my pet Hawaiian werewolf! He can sing, dance, and he is specially trained to attack evil pink things! Isn't he kawaii?
147. Chibi-Usa and Peruru torture doll set- Peruru doll tortures Chibi-Usa doll. Very fun to watch.
148. Tinkling Taiki doll- Doll of baby Taiki will pee acidic substances on Chibi-Usa's face. Doll does not come with diapers and pees frequently.
149. Super sixpack - six atttack dogs trained to attack any Pink Spores
150. Evil Cookies - looks like a cookie jar on the outside. If opened by a curious Pink Spore, she will be sucked in by the miniature Black Hole inside.
151. Bad Balto- Stuffed Balto from the movie Balto has a bear trap implanted in the toy's mouth. Balto may bite and won't come off.
152. The Daravon Doll- Doll of Daravon speaks in Daravonese and no one can understand it.
153. Devil Hunter Yohko doll- Doll really kills demon spores. May also do vomit-inducing stripdances.
154. Mr. Bigglesworth starter set- Comes with a razor and instructions to shave your cat bald. Use pissed off cat on Chibi-Usa and watch as cat rips her to shreds. For the best results, use a mean tempered cat in heat or a rabid stray.
155. Tifa Rockheart doll- Doll is made of lead and good for throwing at Chibi-Usa.
156. The Tifa Lockheart Doll- Press the pump and the doll will inflate in the chest region. This doll is very realistic on the account of Tifa.
157. The Nanaki Doll- Doll farts Carbon Monoxide and roaches.
158. The Yuffie Doll- Doll  has no clothes and throws lead "Materia".
159. The Cloud Doll- Doll decapitates pink thing with "Pink-Sensor".
160. The Vincent Doll- Doll shoots Chibi-Usa in the head.
161. The Cid Doll- Doll will drive plastic Venus Gospel in Chibi-Usa's heart.
162. Professor Tiddlywink's Trading Cards- Disagreeing to box's claim, these cards have no marketable value whatsoever.
163. "The Incredible Bulk" doll- When button is pressed, Incredible Bulk instantly inflates to size of room you are in. Suffocates any little pink spores that may be inside immediately.
164. Realistic Tuxedo Mask Figurine-Life sized Tuxedo Mask Figure, complete with dagger roses. Trained to hit anything that even resembles the Pink Spore.
165. The Hojo doll- He'll force the spore to screw Red XIII(Nanaki), and conduct deadly experiments on her.
166. Mithril Roach Clip- 'Nuff said. Red's secret weapon to help him understand the plot of the Blair Witch Project. (Red- Damn, this plant is good!)
167. Final Fantasy Screw 'Em All- Your goal is to get Cloud and Vincent to screw Tifa, Aerith, and Yuffie before Red or Sephiroth does. Vincent's goal is to screw Yuffie. Ummm....adults only? O_o;
168. Spore Bomb- This would be pretty cool. It makes the spore go...."BOOM!"
169. Real teletubbie slut- watch out, Chibi-Usa might have something put up in there!!
170. The DO NOT OPEN box- Once opened, little critters come out and kill every spores in sight. Will not stop killing until every spores in the universe are dead. For spores who would open anything when they see a box.
171. The Chibi-Usa Play Chair- Sit Chibi-Usa in chair. Chair will eject Chibi-Usa into Outer Space. DO NOT SIT IN CHAIR YOURSELF. Only meant for pink things.
172. The 10ft. Rini Ruler- Slap Rini with the ruler. Includes cloth to remove the resulting blood stains.
173. Mr. Fuckit- Mr. Fuckit, ya put yer balls in his mouth! Mr. Fuckit, he sucks all the juices out! Mr. Fuckit!
O_o; Erm...this must be a spoof of "Mr. Bucket."
174. Tickle Me Vincent- Tickle him and he transforms into the Chaos Beast!
175. Tickle Me Yuffie- Tickle her and she opens up her shirt. Tickle her more and she drops her pants. No underwear included, so parental discretion is advised.
176. Tickle Me Cid- Tickle him and he will curse at you. Also has a Auto-Curse mode for when you don't want to tickle him.
177. Maternal Sailor Chibi-Moon- This is a very realistic doll! It even plays the Sailor Chibi-Moon transformation theme at very high quality! The only difference is that the singers go "Matahnal Chibi-Muun!" Parents will find this doll VERY educational! Inside of Maternal Sailor Chibi-Moon is a little half-human, half-horse doll called the Chibi-Pegasus-Fetus! If you want, you can make Sailor Chibi-Moon's water break by taking out the stopper! Then the little fetus will pop right out and Sailor Chibi-Moon will scream her head off and her belly will shrink! You can even refill her body with water and stuff her up again to enjoy the magical birth experience over and over again. The half-human, half-horse Chibi-Pegasus-Fetus is sold separately. ¬_¬
178. Itchy Michi- This Michiru doll has a GORGEOUS set of rashes and mosquito bites. Put her in warm water and the marks disappear magically, and put her in cold water and they come right back!
179. Snitchy Michi- This Michi doll is attractively attired in a stereotypical robber outfit, with a black mask covering her eyes, a black and white striped shirt, and dark pants and shoes. She comes with cute little sacks of fake money and a treasure chest filled with fake gold bars. =^..^= Refills of bars and money sold separately.
180. Stitchy Michi- The Stitchy Michi doll wears a pretty white doctor's coat! Her body is also covered with open wounds. When you press the button on her back, Stitchy Michi whips out a sewing machine and stitches the wounds up! This set comes with a pair of "childproof" scissors that you can use to make more wounds on Stitchy Michi after she's sewn herself up. Then, press the button again and she'll sew up the new wounds, and VOILA! She's all better again! Refill string for the sewing machine included! ^_^
181. Stenchy Michi- The Stenchy Michi doll should only be used outdoors or in well-ventilated areas. Be careful not to scratch-and-sniff her armpits too much. -.- Please do not buy Musty Michi - it is a fake, rip-off version of Stenchy Michi made by Emily Kunzite and Co.
182. Ecchi Michi- The Ecchi Michi doll wears black lace lingerie and has a rather sly face - she comes with an Haruka doll and a Playboy magazine (with a stack of back issues ^_~) in her hands. There is also a Sailor Starlights black leather outfit you can dress her up in.
183. Pitchy Michi- The Pitchy Michiru doll wears a cute baseball outfit and holds a baseball embossed with the Neptune sigil! She also holds a pitcher's mitt that has a cute drawing of a Chibi Neptune face on the back of it. You can buy matching baseballs and pitcher's mitts of your VERY own so that you can play baseball Michi-style! Oh, also hits Chibi-Usa with bat.
184. Zitty Michi- The Zitty Michi doll has a rather spotted face. She comes with a tube of flesh-colored paint to cover up the zits! The paint does not wash off, so you will have to buy extra zit stickers separately. Paint refills also sold separately.
185. Glitchy Michi- Press a button on the Glitchy Michi doll and she will speak the following words in a very realistic computer-type voice- "THIS MICHI WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN FIVE... FOUR... THREE... TWO... ONE... Sayonara, minna-san!" As pressing this button causes Glitchy Michi to explode (Yuffie- "BOOM!" Haruka\Michiru- O.o Yuffie- --slumps down into a chair-- -.-), refill Glitchy Michi's can be found... nowhere! -.- You have to buy the real thing over again! -P *nyeh heh heh*
186. Richie Michi- Richie Michi dolls wear a glittery dress studded with real diamonds (made with cubic zirconia *nyeh heh heh*) and kums with many many big, klunky bracelets on each arm... and leg! Around her neck is a lovely necklace with a big Demando pendant! (Michi- Nyeh heh heh! Demando- x_x) Please do not buy Glitzy Michi - it is a fake, rip-off version of Richie Michi made by Emily Kunzite and Co. ¬.¬
187. Squishy Michi- This doll is recommended for ALL ages... 2 and under! This squishy soft Michi doll is owned by Haruka herself and is therefore a VERY popular collector's item... Order now! But seeing that Haruka has back-ordered 20,000 of them, good luck getting them right away! (Haruka- Nye he he..) Muahahahah! Please do not buy Mushy Michi - it is a fake, rip-off version of Squishy Michi made by Emily Kunzite and Co. ¬.¬
188. Frisky Michi- Bring out the frisky in YOUR Michi! ¬.¬
189. Manly Michi- Can you imagine a girl with breasts... and hair on her chest? Well, now all your dreams can come true with this doll! Plus, if you pull the string on Manly Michi's back, she'll belch! Squeeze her legs and she'll scratch her butt! Buy Manly Michi now! Please do not buy Mister Michi - it is a fake, rip-off version of Manly Michi made by Emily Kunzite and Co. ¬.¬
190.Manic Michi- Butcher knife and Jason-type hockey mask both sold separately.
191. Musical Michi- A cute Michi doll - press the button on its back to hear a cheap midi version of "Unmei wa Utsukushiku"!!!
192. Life-Sized Michi- Uhm, these dolls are all sold out. Haruka bought them all and has back-ordered more to the year 2010. -.-;;; (Haruka- MWAHAHAHA!!)
193. Bitchy Itchy Snitchy Stitchy Stenchy Ecchi Pitchy Zitty Glitchy Richie Squishy Frisky Manly Manic Musical Life-Sized Michi- Y'all ready for this... high-priced collector's item? -.-;;; It's the EVERYTHING Michi!
194. Buttcrack Taiki- In the Sailormoon anime, not many characters are drawn with realistic butts - many times they lack a buttcrack all together, like Usagi did in the last episode, making them look like they have one big buttcheek instead of two. -_-;;; This Taiki doll commemorates the fact that Taiki is one of the few characters on Sailormoon that was drawn with a realistic, two-cheeked butt. O.o;;; Chibi-Usa's pleasure toy... >_<
195. Ear-Piercing Yaten- A fun Yaten doll that comes with its own ear piercer you can use to make holes in the doll's ears, belly button, nose, tongue, even places where the sun don't shine! O.o;;;; It comes with a box of assorted studs, hoops, and everything else you need to make your Yaten a terror at airport metal detectors! Ear-Piercing Yaten, true to his/her/its name, is programmed to let out an ear-piercing scream every time you give it a new hole on his/her/its body!
196. Pin the Face on the Forehead- This is a great party game! Just set up the huge, flesh-colored cloth that looks like Taiki's forehead, put on the blindfolds, and try to pin the face on the forehead in the right place! Since the forehead is so huge, this is a deceptively hard game to master! Will give hours of fun for the whole family. For even more laughs, try our Pin the Ponytail on the Seiya game!
197. Kakyuu Flame Thrower-A flame thrower shaped like Princess Kakyuu! "Kakyuu" means "fireball," so it's only appropriate that we name this great item after her! The flames spit right out of Kakyuu's mouth! Great for lighting barbecues, starting forest fires, burning Chibi-Usa, and committing acts of mass arson! Also available for the same price is the Hawks Eye Flame Thrower!
198. Tarantula Taiki- The Starlights' transformation sequences are not enough for you? Buy this doll for a surprise! MUAHAHAHAHAH! -_-
199. Screaming Spore- Squeeze the hands of this doll and hear the Spore scream her head off! Also comes in a Mamoru version.
200. (holy sh*t!). Glow-in-the-Dark ChibiChibi- A great doll, especially for kids, since its glow-in-the-dark properties make this doll a soothing nightlight they can cuddle up with as well as a fun daytime, playtime friend! Warning- The glow-in-the-dark properties of this doll are due to radio-active substances, which makes it a great toy for Chibi-Usa and other spores.
201. Satanic Saturn- Could it be... SATURN? Doll of Hotaru will destroy ANYTHING (and I mean anything) in it's path! Also get Madwoman Mistress 9! A cooler version of Satanic Saturn. Please don't buy Hacker Hotaru, it is a cheap ripoff made by Emily Kunzite and co.
202. Tickle Me Terra- Tickle this lovable heroine from FF6 and she will transform into an Esper, killing the user. Don't buy Ticklish Terra, it's a ripoff by Emily Kunzite and co.
203. Tickle Me Gau- Tickle this <cough> lovable <cough> wild child from FF6 and he'll go berserk, leaping on the spore's back and chewing her head off! A very fun doll. After used on Chibi-Usa, give him antidote. He might get poisoned by gnawing at the scrawny neck of Chibi-Useless... >_<
204. Taiki Head Pez Dispensers- Now you can enjoy your favorite (poisonous) Pez candy in the new Taiki Head Pez Dispensers! The entire length of the dispenser is sort of an elongated version of Taiki's face, and when you lift up his forehead, out pops a piece of fruity (literally) Pez candy! Each dispenser comes with two packs of candy and a pack of twenty refills.
204. Hairy Terra- Eeeew, an unshaven, nasty, hairy-legged Terra doll. >_<
205. Terror Terra- RUN!!! SHE'S IN PMS! O_O;;;;;;
206. Bare Terra- Use under adult supervision only!! O.o
207. Scary Terra- Terra is dressed as a witch! Whacks people with the kawaii little broom in her hand.
208. Staring Terra- Stares at user with creepy look in her eye. -_-
209. Caring Terra- She's so sweet, she'll make you sick. >_<
210. Rare Terra- Limited edition of three. And Haruka owns them ALL!!
211. Devil Hunter Terra- Kills REAL devils, like Chibi-Usa or Mamoru. She uses magic, too! ¬.¬
212. The Infamous Haruka'S CanYoN Purple Spatula- Perfect for **THWACK**ing people, and things that AREN'T people, like Chibi-Usa.
213. Webster's Thesaurus- Contains many different ways to kill a certain pink Yam Head. Includes detailed step-by-step instructions and hints on how to maximize your fun even more.
214. Well's Toy Gun Set- Looks fake, but is a real gun. Shoots backwards if the trigger is pulled by a Pink Spore.
215. Government Doll Set- Contains 6 Snipers complete with Sniper Rifels that will seek and destroy any Pink Spore in the area.
216. Minako Play Set- Tea set complete with complementary tea. Main ingrediant- Arsenic. Very handy for getting rid of Pink Spores.
217. 'Fun with Grenades' play set- Real hand grenade that looks like a toy grenade. Explodes *instantly* when the ring is pulled by a Pink Spore.
218. Invoke Sailor powers Luna- Press her and her cresent symbol glows and sends a death ray at any pink spore's forehead.
219. My Life Size Edea Doll- When batteries are placed in, she'll place any spore in a trance and then slam a huge ice javillian though her.
220. Pimpin' Fun Seifer Doll- Comes with Seifer doll dressed up as a pimp and Squall doll as his fine dame dressed up hoe. May not be sutible for younger kids.
221. Release Mumgba- Actually a wild rabieous dog painted in red, trapped in a cage. Will kill anything pink that opens it.
222. Real Life Irvine Shotgun- Complete with real ammo. Shoot your friends! Amaze them by killing your worst foes like the REAL Irvine! And never again shall anyone piss you off!
223. Likatongue Plush Toy- Squeeze it and Likatongue licks the pink off any spore senselessly.
224. My Life Size Squall Doll- When batteries are place, Squall with spit in spore's face, shuns her off, then does his limit break, End of Heart on her. Then he will ask for a cookie and play with himself. -.-
225. Bitchy Jessie Doll- Pull string and hear Jessie yell and scream about not captuning Ash's pikachu. May cause trouble in later life.
226. Turks Action Figures- Complete set of four, featuring "Baldy Rude", "Drunken Reno", "Elena Da Bitch", and "Tseng With a Zit".
227. Low Self Esteem Tapes- Plays tapes in a boring voice of things to deconstruct Esteem reapeatedly.
228. Baldy Rude Doll- Comes with Rude doll with a very shiny head and turtle wax. May cause blindless if stared at directly.
229. Drunken Reno Doll- A true life action figure that truely resembles Reno about 99%!!!!
230. Elena Da Bitch Doll- Pull her string and hear her curse, scream, cry, and yell about her personal trama of being the rookie.
231. Tseng With a Zit Doll- Comes with a Tseng doll with a big ugly zit on his forehead.
232. Guardian Forces Cards- 40 to collect, once have them all... they will all come to live and attack anything that resembles a pink spore.
233. Laguna Action Figure- Pull his string and he picks up a grenade and throws it at the pink spore.
234. The annoying as hell Cid Kramer Doll- Pull his string and he begins to talk about the history about Galbalia, SeeD, and his relationship with Edea. String is endless.
235. My Life Size Irvine Kinneas Doll- When batteries are placed, shoots repeatedly at Chibi Usa with five different types of ammo, then goes out flirting with girls. o.O (Well, he is a ladies' man!!!!)
236. Mew Plush Tow- When squeezed, will use its pyshic abilities to send any pink spore hurling towards a brick wall.
237. Pocket Daimons: Hatch the daimon egg and train it to extract pure hearts with the help of Professor Tomoe... VERY useful around Chibi-Usa! Even though Chibi-Usa's heart isn't pure, it's evil ^_^;;
238. Evil Professor Tomoe costume: Glowing glasses may lead to blindness.
239. My Own Silence Glaive: A life sized replica of Sailor Saturn's weapon of destruction. Tends to gravitate towards pink yam heads and slices them up.
240. My Own Masamune: A life sized replica of Sephiroth's sword. Now you too can be a destructive evil maniac and kill thousands! Also tends to gravitate towards pink yam heads and slices them up.
241. Tear-It-Up Terra- She is wearing a red devil costume to match those red eyes (that look kawaii on her, NOT Chibi-Usa!) and she will dismember pink yam peoples.
242. Tear-"It"-Off Terra- Men HATE this doll. However, it has no effect on Squall, or the Starlights, they don't have one.... ¬.¬ ::coughs::
243. Topless Terra- 'Nuff said. Also avaiable: a "bottom side nude" collector's edition.
244. Kewlie Boy Seifer- He's dressed in a KAWAII leetle biker outfit and comes with a nail bat to whack the spore. ^.^
245. The Selphie Timmit doll- Pull the string on her back and she will sing her Train Song. String is endless and the doll can't be killed.
246. Mr. Selphie doll- Doll is very hairy and ugly. Comes with convenient vomit bag.
247. Karate Rainbow Brite doll (comes with 2 real knives)- first it will piss on Chibi-Usa's face and make her puke in 7 different colors, then it will use its knives and chop up Chibi-Usa.
248. Austin Powers' video tape guide to you-know-what- It's too sexy... ^_^;; Tape won't stop for Pink Spores >:-)
249. My Cactur Doll- Will shoot 1000 Needles if it's being hugged by a certain pink spore.
250. Lil Cooker Hot Dog Mixer- Contains easy install instructions and will turn pink spores into hot dogs!! Do NOT serve finished product to Zell Dincth!!! Keep them at a 500 mile radius away from Zell!!!
251. My Very Own X-ATMO92!!!!- Already set up, all it needs is a simple command and will desintegrate everything till it's finished with its command.
252. Squall's LionHeart gunblade- Now you'll finally be able to master a gunblade just like Squall! This gunblade will not only slice pink spores in two... but it GLOWS IN THE DARK TOO!!!
253. Potty Time Zell- Just what the doll does. o.- Just make sure he does his thing on any pink spore's head.
254. Cute N' Cuddly Cerberus- Another GF, just when it's hugged... it'll bites the spore to death. Also, sharp spikes appear on Cerberus when hugged by Chibi Usa.
255. The Nudest Captain- A really big picture book that has Cid HighWind as you NEVER wanted to see him!!! NUDE!!! Read Book with CAUTION. Does have affects on Squall and the StarLights, as well as EVERYONE ELSE!!!
256. Tortured Squall- A Squall doll which has pratically his clothes torn apart cause it's been brused and mostled by "Pimpin' Fun Seifer" Doll!!!
257. I'm Gonna Kick Your A$$ Squall & Seifer Action Figures- Both dolls will fight each other when batteries are placed, kill a pink spore that gets in their way, then continue constantly fighting each other.
258. Who Wants to Kill a Pink Spore?!!- Actully a panlet which you can phone in by calling 1-800-KILL-USA and you'll be able to appear as one of 10 contestants of "Who Wants to Kill a Pink Spore?!!". Hosted by Anti-Spore sites and Regis Phelblem.
259. The Spore Slammer- a pink (Spore's favorite color), life-size version of Mamoru. (Chibi-Usa: drool drool) Model also glows in the dark due to the presence of Uranium-235. (hint to non-physicists: U-235 is HIGHLY radioactive. It's also used in nuclear bombs...) Show it to the Spore and run. Model has built-in proton accelerator which will fire upon contact with anything pink and remotely spore-like. Drop the Spore and the model on an uninhabited Pacific island, then take cover and watch the mushroom cloud...;-)
260. Private jet with auto-pilot- Autopilot short-circuits on sight of anything pink and flies straight into the next volcano ^_^
261. Star Wars Imperial IM Mine- stuff it into Chibi-Usa's pillow, and when she wants to sleep and lays her head on the pillow... BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
262. Trampoline box- It looks like a room with a trampoline in it, but when a pink spore jumps on the trampoline, spikes will come fron the walls ^_^ 263. Nelson Muntz- Nelson will keep saying"ha-ha!" till the Pink Spore dies. 264. Toy Death Star- Put Chibi-Usa in it, get into a safe distance and press the red button on the remote control labeled "Detonation" ^_^ Watch the blood in the explosion.
265. Tickle me Edgar- Tickle him and he'll try to hump your leg.
266. Touch me Terra- Doll has no clothes on.
267. The Sasami Inverse Doll- It wears a pillowcase and rides wild animals.
268. The Yuffie Doll- Press the button on her back and she'll take off her shirt. Press the button on her leg and she'll drop her panties and scratch her butt. Complimentary bag included,can be used for either vomiting or jerking off (depending on your taste.)
269. Tickle me Gau JR.- Tickle him and he'll bite you.
270. Leviathan Super Soaker- May drown the person you aim the Super Soaker at.
271. Muzzle the Rottweiler keychain- Keychain will eat keys and bite user's finger off.
272. The Scarlet Doll- A Rottweiler doll wearing lipstick and an ugly red dress.
273. The Palmer Doll- Comes with a Fat Bastard doll and a brown XXXXXL suit.
274. The Heidigger Doll- Pull the string on his back and he'll do his stupid laugh. String is endless.
275. The Rufus Doll- Comes with a plush Seifer doll and hair gel.
276. The Selphie Doll- Comes with a plastic mushroom and a nunchaku.
277. Edgar Rene Figaro's "Fun With Explosives" kit- Comes with twenty various explosives and an Edgar doll.
278. Selphie's Exploding Nunchakus- "Nunchakus" are actually dynamite sticks.
279. The Cait Sith Doll- Pull the string on his back to hear him sing "Blue and Green." String is endless.
280. Tickle me Harry Potter- Tickle him and he'll throw you on the roof.
281. The Mr. Monkey Doll- Pull the string on his back to hear his famous catchphrase: "YOU SUCK!!"
282. The Chocobo's Dungeon 2 Doll Set- Comes with Rabid Chubby Chocobo, Maniac Mog, Chibi-Wannabe Shiroma, and Pissed-Off Leviathan.
283. Rabid Chubby Chocobo- Eats the user and gives anyone else rabies.
284. Maniac Mog- Decapitates user with chainsaw.
285. Chibi-Usa Wannabe Shiroma- Doll is dressed like Chibi-Usa and pink hair is done like Chibi's.
286. Pissed-Off Leviathan- Leviathan will smack people with her tail and spit in their face while whining loudly.
287. Tickle me Scarlet- Tickle her and she'll bitch-slap you.
288. Tickle me Palmer- Tickle him and he'll belch.
289. Tickle me Rufus- Tickle him and he'll shoot you with his shotgun.
290. Tickle me Mr. Monkey- Tickle him and he'll say "YOU SUCK!!!!!"
291. Maniac Moomba- Moomba will kill anything in its path and mutilate nonliving things like desks, chairs, etc.
292. Tickle me Relm- Tickle her and... uh, you don't wanna know.
293. Tickle me Shadow- Tickle him and he'll throw some shuriken at you.
294. Tickle me Sabin- Tickle him and he'll use a Blitz on the user.
295. Tickle me Cyan- Tickle him and he'll start speaking Spanish.
296. Tickle me Strago- Tickle him and he'll pass out.
297. Tickle me Ultros- Tickle him and he'll smack user with a tentacle.
298. Real Talking Cyan Doll- Doll speaks French.
299. The Gau Doll- Doll has fleas.
300. The Setzer Doll- Smells like shit and has lice.
301. Fattening Rini doll- Makes any pink headed spore so fat that it can't walk.
302. Gohan Doll- When encounters anything pink, fires a masenko at the little bitch.
303. Goku Doll- When in the hands of Chibi-Usa, fires a kamehameha straight at her neck.
304. Krillin Doll- When in hands of Chibi-Usa, says, "Look, Mamoru!" Then, while she's distracted, throws a Kienzan at her neck to decapitate her... promptly.
305. My Friend Kaolinite- When hugged by a pink spore, hair strangles the spore, causing her to suffocate. Also available in a Mistress 9 version.
306. Berserker Fun Faris- Faris, dressed in her adorable kitty outfit, will get REALLY pissed off for no reason at all and kill everything in her path.
307. Cait Sith's Whoopie Cushion Fun- Whoopie cushion explodes when sat on.
308. PMS Fun Faris- Similar to the "Berserker Fun Faris" doll but she curses and may rip off Butz's head. She may also rip off Chibi's head.
309. BumBum Butz- Press the button on his back and his ass will grow three times bigger and suffocate anyone in the room.
310. Baby's First Masamune- Sword is two feet long.
311. My Very Own Atma WEAPON- Atma will kill anything. May destroy the world if overpowered. Use AA batteries ONLY if you want the world NOT to be destroyed.
312. Transvestite Fun Faris- Doll comes with a pirate outfit, a street slut outfit, a black trenchcoat, a Berserker outfit, and a a tight bikini. Outfits sold seperately. May cause problems later in life.
313. Pimpin' Fun Kefka- 'Nuff said.
314. Butz the Bum- Doll wears a paper bag and comes with a jug of rum.
315. The Galuf Doll- User will lose memory due to Galuf's mindless gibbering.
316. Lenna Tycoon's Fun With Dragons- Comes with one live dragon and a Lenna/Reina doll.
317. Faris' Bathtime Fun- Comes with a plastic pirate ship and a live "doll" of Syldra/Hydra.
318. Farting Fun Kururu- When squeezed, this Kururu/Krile doll will fart Carbon Monoxide.
319. Bobo Boko- Boko will grow three heads and eat the user.
320. Galuf and Kururu's Meteorite Fun- Self explanatory, I think.
321. Edward the Spoony Bard- Remember Edward, the wimpy bard from FF4? Well, he's back...wimpier than before! He traded his harp for a nice golden spoon. For what reason, you ask? TO WHACK ALL THE MEAN PEOPLE! "Spoon" is six feet long (Edward-Nye heh heh Tellah- x_x).
322. The Pissed Off PuppetMon Doll- Doll is equipped with hammer. Pull its string and it'll begin saying "I don't have to take anymore of this!!" He will raise his hammer and yells out "PUPPET PUMMEL" which with one swing kills any pink spores passing by. (Now that's a sight worth to see).
323. Ecchi Selphie Doll- Selphie is dressed up as a female dominatrix. May cause trouble for Laguna & Irvine.
324. Real Pokemon- Will use most powerful attack on any spores nearby. Avaiable as Pikachu, Kingler or Pinsir (Gullotine).
325. My first Greek God- An inflatable doll of Zeus. Metal "lightning bolts" are meant to be stuck into electric outlets, to show how Zeus was the God of Thunder. (Mwuhahahaaaa....)
326. Cuddly soft Byakuen- Everyone's favorite white tiger from Yoroiden Samurai Troopers (Ronin Warriors). Comes with Pink Yam Spore scratch post. Post lets out realistic scream every time Byakuen scratches it.
327. Cid Highwind Stick O' Dynamite- Bright blazing of a Pink Yam Spore's devilish red eyes will ignite the wick and TNT will explode.
328. The Vegeta (Veggie-chan n.n) doll- Vegeta will mutilate Pink Yam Spores and then go on a date with Kerri R (the person who sent this in... Mwah haha!).
329. The List- A list of gorgeous Anime guys, any of which will destroy the Pink Yam Spore.
330. The Sailor Galaxia Doll- Sailor Galaxia will steal Pink Yam Spore's star seed, put on Da Bracelets, have the Spore do evil things (which compared to normal Spore happenings, would make the Spore seem angelic) and then remove said bracelets and watch the Spore become a dust cloud.
331. Space Sword Talisman- Sailor Uranus's Space Sword. Automatically points to Pink Yam Spores and fires blasts.
332. My First Chibi-moon Heart Wand Thingy...- The piece of shit is used to emphasize just how wussy Chibi-moon and her Pink Spore friends are.
333. Squeezeable Kaworu- Give Kaworu a big hug, and -you geussed it- his head falls right off...
334. Embalming Fun Anubis- Anubis will rip out the Spore's guts, wrap her body up in toilet paper, and bury her in a pyramid made of cardboard.
335. Tickle Me Faris- Tickle her and she'll do something harmful, depending on what job she has. Use the Berserker job for the best results.
336. The Jenova-Yuffie doll- A Jenova doll with Yuffie's head. May be unsettling for toddlers.
337. Sir Bahamut the Drunk- This drunken dragon will randomly cast Megaflare at an undecided target, but it usually harries at the pink thing.
338. Spam Man- It's a man made of SPAM! Pointless.
339. My Little Egyptian Gods- Comes in Sekhmet, the lion goddess of killing and war, and Anubis, the jackal-headed god of wrapping dead people in toilet paper. First, Sekhmet will kill the Spore, then Anubis will wrap her up in toilet paper.
340. Squishy Squall- Squall is very... erm, squishy.
341. Rubbery Blubbery Ramus- Remember Ramus from LUNAR? Well, this doll brings out his true form! Rubbery Blubbery Ramus is made of a VERY high-quality rubber, hence making him a great basketball! However, he will eat anything worthy of human consumption, and he likes cotton candy in particular...
342. Napalm powered Charizard- Need I say more?
343. R/C Wing 00 doll- Press any button, and it decapitates the nearest spore.
344. Piedmon and Joe dolls- Great for killing spores. The Piedmon doll turns any Pink spores into keychains, then the Joe doll burns them. Note: after killing all of the pink spores and all their fans, both dolls blow up 'cuz i hate Piedmon and Joe!
345. Tickle Me PuppetMon- Tickle him and he will "play" with the owner before he blows them up to smithereens.
346. Tickle Me Death- Tickle him and you instantly DIE!!! Tell Chibi Usa that Tux is under that mask.
347. Tickle Me Richter- Tickle him and he will whip you senselessly. There's also Sonia, Simon, and Trevor forms as well.
348. Tickle Me Piedmon- Tickle him and he'll throw his Trump Swords at you.
349. Tickle Me Alucard- Tickle him and he'll throw a "Soul Steal" spell.
350. Tickle Me Alucard Version 2: Tickle him and he will change into a bat or a wolf and attack the owner senselessly. (Maybe he can change into a bat-wolf creature to scare the crap outta Chibi Usa, yeah yeah...).
351. Tickle Me FerryMan: Uh... you don't wanna know what he does. Includes a Mermaid Statue as well.
352. My First Lil Axe Lord Armor: Turns someone into an Axe Lord. Once on, it can NEVER... I say never be removed. (Alucard: *grunting, trying to remove the armor* Ying!!!! Get this thing off me!!!! YingGirl: *snicker*).
353. Tickle Me Succubus: Tickle her and she'll throw petals at you and then try to molest you in order to steal away your energy. (Man's pleasure toy!!! ^-^).
354.The Alucard Shield & Shield Rod: Place the Rod next to this shield and watch a green light appear from it, causing the user to be STUPIDFIED. (Like we really need to make Chibi Usa more stupider than she already is).
355. Topaz Circlet: If eating a wild poisonous ToadStool, this Topaz Circlet is a live saver but causes the wearer of this Topaz Circlet some REALLY BAD INDIGESTION PROBLEMS. (Richter: My ass, seriously my ass... *begins farting a wide rage of fire coming out of of his ass* Pumpkin Jr.: Okay...).
356. Magical Glasses: These were the same pair of eye frames which defeated Shaft & Richter. Can only see through Shaft's powers. Pointless nee? (Shaft: I wasn't THAT BAD!!! Was I? Alucard/Richter/Maria: YES YOU WERE!!!).
357. My size Tallgeese- comes with gun and pink-spore radar. Saber sold seperately.
358. Bunny: has swallowed a grenade. 'Nuff said. Plus the spore can't resist bunnies.
359. Talisman searcher game: open box and Eudial pops out, steals her heart crystal, and crushes it. It is sent to her through the mail, and there is only one.
360. Ur "anus" doll: a doll that is actually a butt... gross...
361. Sephiroth audio tapes: play them while Chibi-Usa is sleeping and she will be convinced that her mother is Jenova.
362. Ticklish Cyan: tickle him and he'll make you his wife.