Dumbass Reasons

Contributed by Princess Shampoo-chan, revised by me (Tenchi)

Entries in green are the Dumbass reasons from C.U.T.E., the reasons why they suck are in yellow.

1. Sells shoes - has good financial business sense.
Yeah, right... How dense can you be? Al Bundy from "Married with children" is selling shoes as well, and look where it got him.
2. Luna Ball - does whatever she wants it to.
If the Luna Ball would let her do whatever she wanted, Mamoru would be her love slave, as well as the horse (Pegasus).
3. Hasn't been the start of any major global conflicts.
And what do you call stealing her mom's Silver Crystal which enables the Black Moon Family to successfully attack Crystal Tokyo?
4. Was never a member of the Village People.
That's only make-belief. We know the truth :P
5. Has laid down her life many times for all the Sailor Scouts. (Well, it was worth a shot...)
It's rather the other way round, and it was NOT worth a shot. It was lying.
6. Doesn't have to dirty her hands with the trivial aspects of the show like the daily monster. Other people rescue her. Good PR.
Besides bogging the others down because they have to rescue her all the time - she IS the daily monster and they aren't really trying to rescue her, they are rather trying to find a way to make her trust them so they can kill her easier.
7. Achieved world wide nuclear disarmament by assembling all nuclear warheads and launching them into space (again - it was worth a shot)
Suuure. She planned to blow up Usagi's house with Usagi in it so Mamo-chan could be all hers, but things went wrong.
8.Very witty and crafty. Infiltrated Rei's temple, and put all the scouts to sleep except Serena.
And poisoning an innocent old man and people who care for you for a strange unknown reason is nice?
9. Healthy - the aerobics. In hopes of keeping your attention I'll leave it at that.
She left after seeing the monster and said it didn't look like fun. What a scaredy cat.
10. Shot Serena in the head :)
And how is this good!? Usagi is my favorite, and doesn't deserve to be killed. If she killed Usagi, she wouldn't have been born - put perhaps that's her intention...
And this is a fan site. I can see it, next thing is "Damn, why wasn't the gun she used a real one?"
11. Called Rei's grandfather a perverted old man. No OTHER scout had the guts!!!
Tha's just her usual rude behavior. The senshi are polite and don't make fun of their elders, no matter how perverted.
12. Although not a pivotal character in the R series, has made an incredible impact in both the R movie and the S movie :)
By standing there and copying Usagi, almost suffocating Usagi, and staying on Earth instead of helping get back her 'beloved' Mamo-chan. Very helpful.
13. Will never be subject to open acts of physical violence. She carries the great C.U.T.E. torch!!!
Huh. We all want to KILL her. Even her parents. I'll extinguish the C.U.T.E. torch, break it in half over my knee, and impale Chibi-Usa in the stomach with the two pieces.
14. Turns into the Black Lady and throws the scouts around like a sac of potatoes!
SENSHI forever, Chibi-Usa, never!! Nice way to repay the people who are guarding your home and parents, as well as the past.

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