by Dan H.
"The cherry blossoms are beautiful, Mamoru..."
"That's why I brought you here, Chibi-Usa... you need some time to relax.
Anyway, you'll will be leaving for the future soon so you should have some
free time..."
It truly was a beautiful day. The sun shone brightly,
the birds were singing and a certain little Spore would be leaving soon...
Mamoru glanced about, looking for the perfect spot.
He pulled a blanket from the basket he carried and speard it out under the
largest cherry tree he could find. He sat down and unpacked the basket.
After a short meal, Mamoru laid back and was soon
asleep. Chibi-Usa, still awake, stood up and wandered about aimlessly.
Bushes line the left side of the path Chibi-Usa and Mamoru had travelled.
After walking a bit, Chibi-Usa noticed an opening in the bushes.
After crawling through, she saw what appeared to be
a pink ballon on the ground. She thought she heard something that sounded
like "jiggly jig-gil-ly" She inched closer and found herself staring at
JigglyPuff! (Hah hah)
Both Chibi-Usa and Jiggly ran away from each other
and covered their eyes hoping the monster would go away. Jiggy overcame his
fear and began to approach Chibi-Usa. Once close by he began to sing (Note:
The song has been removed for fear of putting the listner to sleep). No
reaction could be seen from Chibi-Usa so Jiggly sang lounder and louder. After
four minutes of the foolishness, Jiggly thought "She's pissing me off. I'll
fix her though..."
End of Part One
by Dan H.
Here it is, a parody of Bush's "Glycerine"
"Chibi-Usa"
must be pink hair its given a scare
must be a demon cos others are screamin'
and she should die
not just a small fry
not my time to care why
everythings gone pink
and everything's grey
still she sucks but now she's away
i don't like her
remember that
i don't want to know where she's at
just let the spore die
Chibi-Usa
i never like her
i hate her all the time
is she really dumb
or can she die
we live in a fear
where everyone's queer
but when she dies its like victory is near
well i treated her bad
she hurts my face
couldn't hate her more
she's got a horrible taste
just let the spore die
could have been meaner to you
i couldn't kill though i wanted to
could have been settled by three
my new friend Tenchi, spore and me
Chibi-Usa (repeat)
just let the spore die
Chibi-Usa
i hated her more
we wanted spore less
i could not kill just detest
it might just be pink evil and plain
that's not fine
that's just one of her names
just let the spore die
could' ve caused more pain
Chibi-Usa
