by Pikachu025/Mental Image/Mental Hentai
Note: Please read this poem to the tune of "Greensleaves" for full poetic effect!
Thank you.
I sing you the tale of a little pink spore
Her presence annoying and also a bore
The group Lakacua used all of its might
To kill the Pink Demon and make the wrong right
Although Lakacua did all that they could
The attacks did not kill her as they thought they should
Then came a ZAP and a flash of bright light
And entered was Pika, the heavenly sight
His fists glowing yellow, his eyes flashing red
He said to the Demon, "Now you are dead!"
He shocked her and her bones were all man could see
In seconds the Hellspawn would soon cease to be
Her body was lifeless, a hero was made
Of Pika the Mighty who soon after said:
"The Demon is dead now, Lakacua has won,
but to those who do hate us, I carry a gun!"
The End.
This was typed on a keyboard with no n, b, x, or space bar.
The author's real name is Damian, he loves Pokémon and Sailor Moon.
But, that's obvious isn't it? 8-)
I've got your "Pink Sugar Heart Attack" right here, and I DO MEAN "Heart Attack!"
Legal Text... woo-hoo. Wicked cool.
Pokémon and Pikachu are registered trademarks of Nintendo.
Sailor Moon and all characters and indica thereof are created by Naoko Takeuchi.
Sailor Moon and all characters and indica thereof are trademarks of Toei Animation Co.,
Ltd.
© 1995 DIC Productions, L. P.
This is a fictional work, and all similarities to any person, living or dead, is purely
coincidental.
The author apologizes for all misuses of characters and indica. This was created with no
intent to harm any reputations or characters of any members of Lakacua, Toei Animation
Co., Ltd., DIC Productions, etc.
The author wishes to thank Naoko Takeuchi, Toei Animation Co., Ltd., DIC Productions, L.
P., Nintendo of America, Lakacua, and, of course, God, for all inspirations relating to
this poem. "Greensleaves" is considered public domain, therefore, it requires no
legal text.
