Reasons to shave the Pink Spore's head

Contributed by Phantasm, Scott Delahunt and me (Tenchi)

Entries in green were submitted by others

1. Usagi ate all the cotton candy.
2. You always shave the area you're performing surgery on.
3. We didn't have any matches.
4. Opps! my mistake... Well, both ends look alike.
5. Pegasus gave her mange.
6. We all drew straws, and I won.
7. We all drew straws, and I lost.
8. So there will be less drag when we fire her from the cannon.
9. It's easier to see her birthmark that way (666).
10. We couldn't afford to hire a professional guillotine operator, and we really don't have the hang of it yet.
11. We pulled it out by hand first, but it was taking too long.
12. She spends so much time with her head up her ass, we thought that would make it easier.
13. When we told her Mamoru was a Sinead O'Connor fan, she insisted.
14. She said "Baka odango-atama" one too many times.
15. Nehelenia decided to do Beryl's crystal-ball trick, but had to improvise.
16. Better surface to paint a target on.
17. Michiru needed horsehair for her violin bow quickly, and since she's so close to Pegasus...
18. To use her hair for a scarecrow.
19. New stuffing for her pillow, it didn't hold up too well while she was masturbating with it, thinking of Mamoru...
20. FishEye wanted a new boa.
21. She grew a liking for Mr. T.
22. We needed something to crack nuts upon, and the hairs would just get in the way. (What? ... yes, a sledge hammer will do ^_^)
23. To make a toilet brush from her hairs.
24. To expose her devil horns.
25. Need some hair for Voodoo dolls.
26. To make an effigy to burn, the real one just won't hold still!
27. She didn't like her new hat, and said she wouldn't wear it even if her head was shaved. We wanted to check this, and she lied.
28. Somebody told her she'd grow up faster without all that extra weight on her head stunting her growth.
29. We were worried about her hair getting too long and doing that Mistress 9 thing.
30. Shiratori Asuza grabbed her hair, started calling it a strange name, and wouldn't let go of it.
31. She has lice.
32. She doesn't have lice, but it's a preventive measure.
33. Did somebody put Nair in her shampoo? Guess it doesn't need shaving anymore now.
34. Why are we having such trouble getting a good sample for DNA analysis? We need the root? Oh well, too late...
35. New promotion: each Victim of the Day gets a free lock of Pink Spore hair!
36. Doing a play based on "Chou Kuseninarisou" and went a bit overboard with the cutting.
37. She had a squirrel nesting in her hair.
38. Well, she's supposed to be a senshi, that is soldier, and soldiers usually get their heads shaved.
39. She's only in training, so we can get away with it.
40. Rabid cabbits were gnawing on her hair.
41. My mom is a BIG fan of Chibi-Usa, so since I couldn't afford the liposuction, Chibi Usa's hair seem to be a perfect gift.
42. We actually wanted to shave Cloud's head, but Tifa and Aeris won't let us... so we had other options.
43. We wanted to know if Mews were resting in her hair or not. 44. Oh, was that hair? I was just picking my flowers out with my razor... Hehehe
45. She was asking for it the minute she sang the Tuxedo song
46. A family of birds that were pests around the world made a nest on her hair so we had to lower their species count.
47. She was promoting that next time, she'd put her hair like Brittney Spears so I gave her a crew cut.
48. To see if it was real (it is an odd color, so...) BBBZZZZZZ It was really my bad.
49. Did Godzilla need a reason? NO! So why do we? ^_^ (by Chris Schack)
50. Makoto needed icing for her cake.
51. It was attracting a lot of sugar ants so we had to shave it off.
52. She was donating it to a Leukemia hair foundation but was rejected because of the color.

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