ÿþ<html> <head> <meta name="GENERATOR" content="Microsoft FrontPage 4.0"> <title>LongArm Digest Abbreviations</title> <meta name="Microsoft Theme" content="inmotion 101, default"> <meta name="Microsoft Border" content="lb"> </head> <body style="background-image: url('images/hoq2.gif'); background-color: rgb(255,255,255)" background="_themes/inmotion/hoq2.gif" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" text="#000000" link="#3399FF" vlink="#3366CC" alink="#FF9900"><!--msnavigation--><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td valign="top" width="1%"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p></p> <p>&nbsp;<br> </p> <!--mstheme--></font></td><td valign="top" width="24"></td><!--msnavigation--><td valign="top"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"> <h1 align="center"><font color="#BC4830"><a name="LongArm">LongArm</a>/Internet Abbreviations</font></h1> <p align="center"><font color="#0000FF"><strong>Updated <!--webbot bot="Timestamp" S-Type="EDITED" S-Format="%B %d, %Y" startspan -->January 23, 2001<!--webbot bot="Timestamp" endspan i-checksum="30948" --></strong></font></p> <div align="center"><center> <!--mstheme--></font><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="90%"> <tr> <td width="100%"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><p align="left"><strong><font size="2">Are you a new to the internet or a new subscriber quilting or other nets/lists? &nbsp; Are you, like I was, wondering what the heck all the abbreviations stood for in the messages?&nbsp; After receiving several messages containing some of these I finally asked for help.&nbsp; Mary Ellen Cordes (The Quilters Quilter) graciously provided the start of this list for my enlightenment.&nbsp; Later, Peter Olson (Treasured Threads) posted a bunch to the Digest and those were added.&nbsp; Others have been added as I find them.&nbsp; If you know of others and would like to share so we can all understand and appreciate, please <a href="remember.htm">email</a> the information and I'll add it to the list.</font></strong></p> <p align="left"><strong><font size="2">An Adobe PDF file version is also available for viewing, searching and printing.&nbsp; This file may also be stored on your computer and accessed by creating a shortcut to it.&nbsp; To access this PDF file, <a href="http://home.earthlink.net/~ggoumas/pdffiles/laabbv1.pdf">click here</a>.&nbsp; If you don't have the Adobe Acrobat Reader on your system, a free version may be downloaded by <a href="http://www.adobe.com/prodindex/acrobat/readstep.html#reader">clicking here</a>.</font></strong></p> <p align="center"><img src="images/Gmgline1.gif" alt="Gmgline1.gif (11921 bytes)" WIDTH="300" HEIGHT="10"><br> <!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> </table><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"> </center></div> <p align="center"><font size="2" color="#0000FF"><strong><a href="#0">0</a> <a href="#1">1</a> <a href="#2">2</a><a href="#3"> 3</a> <a href="#4">4</a> <a href="#5">5</a> <a 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size="1"><u>Abbreviation</u></font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#000000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong><u>Meaning(s)</u></strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="10"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><a name="0">0</a></font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="10"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">0T</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="10"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Zero Tolerance</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">10T1</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Ten To One</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><a name="1">1</a></font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">1O1</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">One On One</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="9"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><a name="2">2</a></font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="9"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">2F4W</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="9"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Too Funny For Words</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="4"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><a name="3">3</a></font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="4"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="4"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">-</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><a name="4">4</a></font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">4YI</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">For Your Information</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><a name="5">5</a></font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">5G10</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Five'll Get you Ten</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><a name="6">6</a></font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">6O1HDOA</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Six Of One, Half Dozen Of Another</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><a name="7">7</a></font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">-</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><a name="8">8</a></font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">8ML</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Ate My Lunch</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><a name="9">9</a></font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">-</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><a name="A">A</a></font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">AFAIC</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">As Far As I'm Concerned</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">AFAIK</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">As Far As I Know</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">AFK </font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Away From Keyboard</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">AIESATDA</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">All I Ever See Are These Darn Acronyms</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">AISI</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">As I See It</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">ANFAWFOS</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">And Now For A Word Word From Our Sponsor</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">ASAP</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">As Soon As Possible</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>ASAFP</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>As Soon As F***ing Possible</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">AWGTHTGTTA</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>AWGTHTGTATA</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Are We Going To Have To Go Through All This Again?</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1" color="#0000FF"><b>AYNLIDETMMFUTB</b></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><b>Are you nuts lady? I don't even thread my machine for under twenty bucks.</b></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">AYR</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">As You Requested</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">AYRRRS</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Are You Really Really Really Sure?</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">AYWWWS</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Are You Weally Weally Weally Sure?</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><a name="B">B</a></font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">B4N</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Bye for Now</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">BAG</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Big A*s Grin</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">BAK</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Back At Keyboard</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">BAS</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Big A*s Smile</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">BBL</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Be Back Later</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">BBN</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Bye Bye Now</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">BBS</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Be Back Soon</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">BCNU</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Be Seeing You</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">BEG</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Big Evil Grin</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">BF</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Boyfriend / Brain Fart (idea)</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">BFD</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Big F***ing Deal</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>BFG</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Big F***ing Grin</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">BG</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Big Grin</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">BIBO</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Burbon In, Burbon Out -- Beer In, Beer Out </font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">BIL</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Brother-In-Law</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>BOT</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Back On Topic</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>BNF</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Big Name Fan</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">BRB</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Be Right Back</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">BTA</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">But Then Again (in response to IOW)</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">BTW</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">By The Way</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">BWL</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Busting With Laughter</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">BYH</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Bless Your Heart</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><a name="C">C</a></font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">C&amp;G</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Chuckle and Grin</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>CBF</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Continuous Bain Farts (ideas)</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>CC</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Continuous Curve (quilting)</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">CCF</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Crippled Computer Fingers</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">CICO</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Coke In, Coke Out / Coffee In, Coffee Out</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">CLD</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Continuous Line Designs</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>CRS</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Can't Remember S**t</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">CSG</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Chuckle, Snicker, Grin</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">CU</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">See You</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">CUL, CUL8R</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Catch You Later / See you Later</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>CWYL</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Chat With You Later</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><a name="D">D</a></font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">DD</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Dear Daughter</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">DF</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Dear Father</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">DH</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Dear Husband, Dumb Husband</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">DIC</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Double Irish Chain</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>DILLIGAF</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Do I Look Like I Give A F**k</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">DILLIGAS</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Do I Look Like I Give A S**t</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">DM</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Dear Mother</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">DYHSBTD</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Don't You Have Something Better To Do?</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">DIL</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Daughter-In-Law</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">DOM</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Dirty Old Man</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">DS</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Dear Son</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">DW</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Dear Wife</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">DWR</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Double Wedding Ring</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><a name="E">E</a></font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">E2EG</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Ear-To-Ear Grin</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">EG</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Evil Grin</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">EOM</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">End Of Message</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><a name="F">F</a></font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">FAQ</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Frequently Asked Questions</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">FIL</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Father-In-Law</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">FISH</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">First In, Still Here</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>FITB</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Fill In The Blank(s)</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">FOAF</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Friend Of A Friend</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">FOBL</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Fell Outta Bed Laughing</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">FOCL</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Fell Outta Chair Laughing</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">FOMA</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Flat On My A*s -- Fell On My A*s</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">FOMAL</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Fell On My A*s Laughing</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">FOYA</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Flat On Your A*s</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>FTASB</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Faster Than A Speeding Bullet</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>FUBAR</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Fouled Up Beyond All Repair</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">FWIW</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">For What It's Worth</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">FYI</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">For Your Information</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><a name="G">G</a></font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>&lt;G&gt;</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Grin</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">GAL</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Get A Life</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">GF</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Girlfriend</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">GFG</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><b><font size="1" face="MS Sans Serif">Grandmother's Flower Garden</font></b><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>GIWIST</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Gee I Wish I Said That</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">GL</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Good Luck</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">GLGH</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Good Luck and Good Hunting</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">GMTA</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Great Minds Think Alike</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">GR&amp;D</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Grinning, Running, and Ducking</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="1"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><a name="H">H</a></font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="1"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>HHOK</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="1"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Ha Ha Only Kidding</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>HHO 1/2 K</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Ha Ha Only Half Kidding</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">HIFOTFAIR</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Help! I've Fallen On The Floor And I'm Rolling!</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">HTH</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Hope This/That Helps</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>HUA</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Heads Up A**es</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>HUYA</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Head Up Your A**</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">HWMBO</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">He Who Must Be Obeyed</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><a name="I">I</a></font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>IAC</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>In Any Case</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">IAE</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">In Any Event</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">IANAL</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">I Am Not A Lawyer</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>IANALBPOOT</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>I Am Not A Lawyer, But Play One On TV</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>IANALBPOOT</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>I Am Not A Lawyer, But Play One On TV</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>IC</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Irish Chain</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>IITYWIMWYBMAD</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">If I Tell You What This Means Will You Buy Me A Drink?</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>ILSHIBAMF</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">IMAO</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">In My Arrogant Opinion</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">IMCO</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">In My Considered Opinion</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">IMHO</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">In My Humble Opinion</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">IMNSHO</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">In My Not So Humble Opinion</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">IMO</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">In My Opinion</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">IMOL</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">In My Other Life</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">IMSBO</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">In My </font></strong><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Strongly Biased Opinion</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>INPO</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>In No Particular Order</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">IO</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Insignificant Other</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">IOW</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">In Other Words</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">IRL</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">In Real Life</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>ISFTWUF</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>I Suffer From Typing With Uncoordinated Fingers</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">IWBNI</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">It Would Be Nice If</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><a name="J">J</a></font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">JMHO</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Just My Humble Opinion</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">JMO</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Just My Opinion</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">JTLYK</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Just To Let You Know</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><a name="K">K</a></font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">KIT</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Keep In Touch</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><a name="L">L</a></font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">L8R</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Later</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">LHO</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Laughing Head Off</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>LLTA</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">LMAO</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Laughing My A** Off</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">LMHO</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Laughing My Head Off</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">LOL</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Laughing Out Loud</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">LOLLOL</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Little Old Lady Laughing Out loud</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">LOTFLMAO</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Laying On The Floor Laughing My A** Off</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">LSHIPMP</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Laughing(ed) So Hard I Peed My Pants</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">LSHISOTS</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Laughing So Hard I Spit On The Screen</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>LTIP</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Laughing Till I Puke</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><a name="M">M</a></font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">MIL</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Mother-In-Law</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>MMBBE</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Mouth Moving Before Brain Engaged</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>MMOB</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Minding My Own Business / Mind Your Own Business</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">MOATYO</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Mind Of A Two Year Old</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">MTF</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">More To Follow</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>MYOB</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Mind Your Own Business</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><a name="N">N</a></font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">NADT</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Not A Darn Thing</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">NAYY</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">No Affiliation, Yada, Yada.</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">NCATT</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">No Comment At This Time</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>NFW</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>No F***ing Way</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>NIFOC</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Nude In Front Of Computer</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">NOTE</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Not Of This Earth</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">NPN</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Nine Patch News</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">NQR</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Not Quilting Related</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">NRN</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">No Reply Necessary</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">NT</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Next Time</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">NTTRN</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">No Time To Reply Now</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><a name="O">O</a></font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>OAUS</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>On An Unrelated Subject</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>OATUS</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>On An Totally Unrelated Subject</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>OBF</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Ongoing Bain Farts (ideas)</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">OE</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Operator Error</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>OIC</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Oh, I See</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>OL</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Old Lady</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>OM</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Old Man</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>ONNA</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Oh No, Not Again</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>ONNTA</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Oh No, Not This Again</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>OTOH</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>On The Other Hand</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>OTTOMH</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Off The Top Of My Head</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>OWTTE</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Or Words To That Effect</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><a name="P">P</a></font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>PIP</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Peeing In my Pants</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>PITA</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Pain In The A**</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>PMP</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Peed My Pants</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>POU</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Poo On You</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>POV</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Point Of View</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>PPP</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Practice, Practice, Practice /</strong></font><font SIZE="2"> </font><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Petty Pet Peeve</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong><a name="Q">Q</a></strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>QR</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Quilting Related</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><a name="R">R</a></font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>RL</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Real Life</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>ROTFAPMP</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Rolling On The Floor And Peeing My Pants</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>ROFFNPR</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Rolling On the Floor For No Particular Reason</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>ROFL</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Rolling On the Floor Laughing</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>ROTFLASTC</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>ROTFLGO</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Rolling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>ROTFLOL</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">ROTFLMAO</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A** Off</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>ROTFLMAOAPMP</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A** Off And Peeing My Pants</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">RSN</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Real Soon Now</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">RTDM</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Read The D*mn Manual</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">RTFM</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Read The F***ing Manual</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">RTM</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Read The Manual</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">RTGDM</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Read The G*d D*mn Manual</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><a name="S">S</a></font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">SETE</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Smiling Ear To Ear</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>SFTWUF</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Suffering From Typing With Uncoordinated Fingers</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>SH</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>S**t Happens</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>SICS</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Sitting In Chair Snickering</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>SID</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Stitch In Ditch (quilting)</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">SIL</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Sister-In-Law, Son-In-Law</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">SISO</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Scotch In, Scotch Out</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">SNAFU</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Situation Normal, All F***ed Up</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">SO</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Significant Other</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>SOI</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Stunk On Ice</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">SOT</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Short On Time</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">SOTGA</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Short On Time, Gotta Go</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">SOTMG</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Short On Time, Must Go</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>SU</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">See You</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>SUL, SUL8R</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>See You Later</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">SWMBO</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">She Who Must Be Obeyed</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">SWAG</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Scientific, Wild A** Guess</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">SYS</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">See You Soon</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">SYT</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Sweet Young Thing</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><a name="T">T</a></font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">TA</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Thanks Again</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">TAFN</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">That's All For Now</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>TANJ</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">There Ain't No Justice</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>TANSTAAFL</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch </font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">TCOYS</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Take Care Of Your Self</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">TEOFWAWKI</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">The End of the World As We Know It</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">TGIF</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Thank God It's Friday</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">TIA</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Thanks In Advance</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">TIC</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Triple Irish Chain</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">TILII</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Tell It Like It Is -- Telling It Like It Is</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>TINWIS</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">That Is Not What I Said</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>TMTOWTDI</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">There's More Than One Way To Do It</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>TNT</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Till Next Time</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>TNWIS</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">That'Is Not What I Said</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">TOY</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Thinking Of You</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>TPTB</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">The Powers That Be</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>TTBOMK</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>To The Best Of My Knowledge</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">TTFN</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Ta Ta For Now</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">TTYL</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Talk To You Later</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">TTYRS</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Talk To You Real Soon</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">TTYS</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Talk To You Soon</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong><a name="U">U</a></strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>UNT</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Until Next Time</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><a name="V">V</a></font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>VBG</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Very Big Grin</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>VVBG</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Very, Very Big Grin</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><a name="W">W</a></font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>WAG</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Wile A** Guess</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>WB</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Welcome Back</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>WDYMBT</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">What Do You Mean By That?</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>WGIS</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Who Gives A S**t</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>WIWO</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Water In, Water Out / Whiskey In, Whiskey Out</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>WMMOWS</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><strong><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">Wash My Mouth Out With Soap</font></strong><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>WMTA</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Warped Minds Think Alike</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>WTG</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>Way To Go!</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>WTH</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>What The Heck -- Who The Heck</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="8%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="24%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font color="#0000FF" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>WYGIWYPF</strong></font><!--mstheme--></font></td> <td width="159%" height="16"><!--mstheme--><font face="Arial, Helvetica"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1"><strong>What You Get Is What You Pay 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