Sprüche und Witze

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What about the Iceberg?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>I like my job - its the work I hate !</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Moderate Drinkers Live Longer,</B></div> <div> <B>And it serves them right.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B><IMG SRC="166de180.gif" border=0 width="478" height="24" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Fool the taxman - drop dead !!</B></div> <bR> <div> <B><IMG SRC="19721210.gif" border=0 width="33" height="33" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <div> <B> </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" ><I><B><U> Kerrymen</U></B></I></FONT></div> <div> <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" ><B> </B></FONT> Have you heard about the Kerryman who had a brain</div> <div>   transplant? The brain rejected him.</div> <div>   <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" ><B>What do you find on the bottom of Guinness bottles destined for</B></FONT></div> <div> <B>  Kerry? - Open other end!</B></div> <bR> <div> <B> </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" ><I><B><U>Dubliners</U></B></I></FONT></div> <div>   </div> <div>   Warum heiratet eine Süddublinerin einen Mann aus dem Norden? - Um  </div> <div>   ihre Handtasche zurückzubekommen!</div> <bR> <div>   <FONT SIZE="2" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" ><B>Wie nennt man einen Mann von der Nordseite in Anzug und Schlips?- Den </B></FONT></div> <div> <B>  Angeklagten.</B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <I><B>Toasts</B></I></div> <bR> <div> <B>May you have warm words on a cold evening,</B></div> <div> <B>A full moon on a dark night,</B></div> <div> <B>And a road downhill all the way to your door.</B></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="1a090050.gif" border=0 width="400" height="5" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <bR> <div> <B>May you have food and raiment,</B></div> <div> <B>A soft pillow for your head,</B></div> <div> <B>May you be forty years in heaven</B></div> <div> <B>Before the devil knows you're dead!</B></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="19e2c050.gif" border=0 width="300" height="5" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <bR> <div> <B>May you live to be a hundred years</B></div> <div> <B>With one extra year to repent!</B></div> <bR> <div> <B><IMG SRC="1a580280.gif" border=0 width="128" height="40" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <div> <B>Neu:</B><FONT SIZE="2" COLOR="#006600" FACE="Arial" ><B> </B></FONT><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#006600" FACE="Arial" ><A HREF="http://members.tripod.de/EsmeraldIsle/" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://members.tripod.de/EsmeraldIsle/"><U><B>Bücherseite ein Besuch lohnt sich!!!</B></U></A></FONT></div> <div> <B> <TABLE BORDER="0" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="483" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 56 WIDTH="236"><div> <A HREF="walter_s_irlandchaos6.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Lieblinks"><U><IMG SRC="11632320.gif" border=0 width="50" height="50" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="236"><div> <A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Walters Irlandchaos"><U><IMG SRC="22932320.gif" border=0 width="50" height="50" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A></div> </tD> </tR> </TABLE></B></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="22ebf4e0.gif" border=0 width="191" height="78" ALT="Danke" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">        </B></div> <div> <B>                                             </B></div> </td> </tr></table></body>